Sunday, March 13, 2011

Electrified!

     One of my friends had a big crawfish boil. So we just hung out, swam, ate crawfish, and stayed the night. Well once night rolled around we began to get bored.We looked around so water balloons and had a great idea.Now my friend lived on a side street off of a highway. So we did what all teenagers would do. Filled up alot of water balloons and hid in the ditch along the highway. The speed limit was about 55 so when we popped up and hit a car in the windshield it was bad. We did this to several cars, but then we decided to throw three at one time. We hid in the ditch and a car was flying our way. We threw the balloons and all the crushed the car. Ok so i know this story sounds really gay, but this gets a little funny. So the truck slams on his breaks and we run to the nearest house and hide in their bushes. The truck pulls onto the side street and points its lights into the yard. Once we thought it was safe started running and the truck began following us. We jump in the persons back yard. We get to the fence to the next person's back yard so we hop it. The truck is still on the street, but cant see us. So this person's back yard was just like a jungle i think they just had a massive garden or something. So we were running through this jungle yard and all of a sudden i fall in this creek right in the middle of the yard. I'm now completely soaked now. I get up and run to the fence. when i get there i lean up against it and get the ever living mess shocked out of me. now im soaked and get shocked all over. I mean my entire body was tinkling especially the arm that leaned up against it. We look and its this electric wire on the fence that had signs that said beware electric fence. I'm glad i saw that. Well we finally got away, but i will never forget the time we escaped one pissed man.

Monday, March 7, 2011

O THE JOYS OF SCHOOL...

      Everyone knows the purpose of school is to prepare you for the real world. Well tell me when i will ever need to know Stoicheometry. I know that answer and it is if I would be a chemist or chemistry teacher. So why did i ask that if i know the answer. Well everyone in may school has to learn it and i doubt everyone will have one of those two professions. College is a place to learn what u want to be. So learn Stoicheometry in college and dont waste  time, money, and precious brain space teaching it to everyone who walks through your doors. Thank You.

WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING THINGS

          Well me and my best friend, @frenchonlife.blogspot.com, have been planning this awesome beach trip over spring break, but my parents won't let me go alone. Oh how i wish i lived on my own sometimes.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

OPEN YOUR EYES

     Sorry It's been so long for me to post, but i have a good excuse. Last Monday my 20 year old brother was rushed to the hospital after my mom found him laying in the shower with slurred speech and saying his head was killing him. We called the ambulance and he was rushed to the nearest hospital. Once there we realized he couldn't use his left side of his body. So, we thought he had a stroke or seizure. The hospital did a CT scan and found that he had large amount of bleeding in his brain. They said he had to be transported immediately to LSU hospital to have immediate brain surgery. The people said that they don't even know if he will survive the ride over. However, he did! Once there they did a Arteriogram (shot dye up his artery) in order to see the cause and found that the bleeding cause a orange sized blood clot in his brain and the cause was a AVM (cluster of blood vessels) and it was a birth defect t hat he has had for 20 years. They said the surgery was very risky and he might not survive. Dr. Nanda, the best nuerosurgeon in the nation would do his surgery. Stats show that less than 1% of people have a AVM. The surgery lasted over 6 hours and went great. My brother's whole left side of his body doesn't work hardly at all. Thursday my brother was moved to a normal room and is doing well. I ask that you will pray for him and for a full recovery. Cas and my family have a long road to recovery left. PLEASE realize how blessed you are. You never truly know how much you love someone to you almost lose them. So spend the rest of your life looking at all the things God has blessed you with.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

STEVE NASH

     Fellow bloggers, I have long hair and it's super curly and nappy. so today i went and got a keratin treatment which calms down the frizz and curls. Well in order to do this they have to flat iron my hair alot and I cannot wash it for 24 hours. Well it's very very very straight and my dad says i look like Steve Nash. So compare the photos and tell me if we look alike.

WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING THINGS

     Well  guys i live in the butthole of America, Louisiana. All of you up North diss on our state because you think we are all like Billy The Exterminator, Swamp People, or Waterboy. One thing we do have you beat on is food. Our food actually have flavor because we use spices in other words we use Tony's Chachere's (seasoning). OK I'm way of track so here is my annoying story. One thing the north and the south have in common is we both play the sport ordained by God, Lacrosse. However, we suck compared to ya'll or you guys. Ok so we have one black kid on our team, Jerry. Now, Jerry isn't very good and tries to act ghetto even though he is nowhere near ghetto. (Jerry's brother thinks he is a cowboy) Now Jerry is short, fat, and not very good, but he thinks he is a god at lacrosse. Now i know this doesn't sound annoying, but when a short, fat, unghetto, black boy tries to act bad at you while wearing shin guards (he plays goalie and goalies who wear shin guards are just gay) it's a little annoying. O  and he said the shin guards were a valentine's present from his girlfriend. So im kinda annoyed my gf didn't get me any.