Wednesday, February 9, 2011

MURDERER IN THE MIST

     OK SO YESTERDAY ME AND MY BOY, MICHAEL FRENCH, (FRENCHONLIFE.BLOGSPOT.COM) AND I WENT TO TARGET. WE GO THERE WITH ONE PURPOSE AND THAT WAS TO STAY PAST CLOSING. WE WENT IN ABOUT 9:50 SO IN ORDER TO KILL TIME WE WENT WALKING AROUND. WHILE DOING THIS I NOTICED ONE CRAZY LOOKING MAN I LEANED OVER AND TOLD MIKE, "DUDE THERE'S A MURDERER". OF COURSE I WAS JOKING AND 10 MINUTES LATER THEY MADE AN ALL CALL AND BEGAN TURNING OFF THEIR LIGHTS. WE GO AND GET IN MY CAR BUT THEN WE NOTICE THE CRAZY MAN WHO LOOKED LIKE A MURDERER WALKING OUT THE STORE. SO THIS MAN LOOKED ABOUT 5' 8", 50 YEARS OLD, LONG GREASY HAIR, BALDING IN THE BACK, AN EVIL LOOK, AND CARRYING THREE HUGE BAG OF NACHO CHEESE DORITOS AND A SMART WATER ABOUT SHOULDER HEIGHT. COINCIDENTALLY HIS LITTLE RED NEON (ACTUAL MODEL WAS CALLED NEON) WAS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF US ON THE NEXT ROW. THIS IS WHEN IT GETS REAL SO THE GUY WALKS TO HIS CAR BUT THEN TURNS AND STARES AT BEST BUY RIGHT NEXT TO TARGET. HE LITERALLY STARED AT IT FOR AT LEAST 2 MINUTES WITHOUT MOVING. THEN HE FINALLY GETS IN HIS CAR. I THEN PULL OUT MY PHONE AND FILM HIM. THE WEATHER IS ABOUT 30 DEGREES BUT HE DOESNT CRANK UP HIS CAR. 6 MINUTES LATER HE STILL HASNT CRANKED IT UP AND HAS BEEN HOLDING HIS BAG OF DORITOS AND SMART WATER IN THE AIR. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE MAN JERKS HIS GREASY HEAD AROUND AND GLARES AT US. MIKE AND I ARE ALMOST CRYING SO WE CRANK UP THE CAR AND MAKE A DRIVE BY. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A NASTIER AND MORE EVIL LOOK THAN HE GAVE US. WELL OF COURSE WE DRIVE BACK AROUND. WE DO SO AND HE THEN CRANKS HIS CAR UP (AFTER 10 MINUTES OF SITTING IN THE 30 DEGREE WEATHER) AND DRIVES RIGHT PAST US. SO WE FOLLOW HIM HE MADE A TURN AND WE LOST VIEW OF HIM WE MADE THE TURN JUST SECONDS LATER BUT HE DISAPPEARED NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN...

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