Sunday, March 13, 2011

Electrified!

     One of my friends had a big crawfish boil. So we just hung out, swam, ate crawfish, and stayed the night. Well once night rolled around we began to get bored.We looked around so water balloons and had a great idea.Now my friend lived on a side street off of a highway. So we did what all teenagers would do. Filled up alot of water balloons and hid in the ditch along the highway. The speed limit was about 55 so when we popped up and hit a car in the windshield it was bad. We did this to several cars, but then we decided to throw three at one time. We hid in the ditch and a car was flying our way. We threw the balloons and all the crushed the car. Ok so i know this story sounds really gay, but this gets a little funny. So the truck slams on his breaks and we run to the nearest house and hide in their bushes. The truck pulls onto the side street and points its lights into the yard. Once we thought it was safe started running and the truck began following us. We jump in the persons back yard. We get to the fence to the next person's back yard so we hop it. The truck is still on the street, but cant see us. So this person's back yard was just like a jungle i think they just had a massive garden or something. So we were running through this jungle yard and all of a sudden i fall in this creek right in the middle of the yard. I'm now completely soaked now. I get up and run to the fence. when i get there i lean up against it and get the ever living mess shocked out of me. now im soaked and get shocked all over. I mean my entire body was tinkling especially the arm that leaned up against it. We look and its this electric wire on the fence that had signs that said beware electric fence. I'm glad i saw that. Well we finally got away, but i will never forget the time we escaped one pissed man.

Monday, March 7, 2011

O THE JOYS OF SCHOOL...

      Everyone knows the purpose of school is to prepare you for the real world. Well tell me when i will ever need to know Stoicheometry. I know that answer and it is if I would be a chemist or chemistry teacher. So why did i ask that if i know the answer. Well everyone in may school has to learn it and i doubt everyone will have one of those two professions. College is a place to learn what u want to be. So learn Stoicheometry in college and dont waste  time, money, and precious brain space teaching it to everyone who walks through your doors. Thank You.

WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING THINGS

          Well me and my best friend, @frenchonlife.blogspot.com, have been planning this awesome beach trip over spring break, but my parents won't let me go alone. Oh how i wish i lived on my own sometimes.